reminder

my birthday is in like two months, so keep this in mind:

especially all the puking

wild thing

oh my giddy goodness.

from here

i'm bad at updating

but the truth is

1. i am an incomparably boring person and i only leave my house like twice a week maximum
2. i don't have a camera right now so i can't take pictures of the half-assed outfits i throw on to sit around and watch the food network
3. nothing has really happened lately anywhere? everything is kind of boring right now, not just me
4. i'm like, really attracted to jason segel. that's not really relevant but i kind of needed to say it anyways

i mean, combine that with paul rudd in a movie and it's just something my vajay really can't handle


THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'M GETTING A MACBOOK IN THE NEXT MONTH and then you'll all be forced to deal with a barrage of photobooth pictures and garageband recordings of dr dre songs

uhh

brb

photos by hama sanders


on a kind of related note, i'm thinking of getting a bike so i can take it on the ferry to the peninsula and go fight bears in the woods. and climb trees.

why my childhood was pretty awesome

thanks, levar

dear zack snyder

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USE IT.

my only qualms were with (highlight after this, i don't wanna ruin it for anyone) rorschach splitting a guy's head with a meat cleaver which was TOTALLY unnecessary and completely unlike what happened in the comic, the weirdly shot and awkward sex scene with the porniest version of Hallelujah they could find...like seriously, it wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't filmed it in such a wide view...nobody wants to see all that shit. AAAAAND the guy sawing the guy's arms off in prison, like, couldn't you just imply that? i mean, really? REALLY? and the ending kinda goes without saying. ALSO: ozymandias' schumacher-esque nipples and weird accent. those things aside, it was pretty good. and patrick wilson is almost fiiiiine enough to make up for any missteps.




how U doin'?


uhh....and i can't think of anything intelligent to say right now because i really ate shit going up the stairs earlier and i'm still a little dazed and very bruised.

i'm going to make my blog look different soon

because it's too ~cutesy~ for someone who swears as much as i do

in the meantime, listen to deez:

Grizzly Bear - While You Wait for the Others
Grizzly Bear - Cheerleader
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

WORST NEWS EVER

'Let the Right One In' Remake Renamed, Shooting Soon

After his successful bout with the giant creature in Cloverfield, director Matt Reeves is ready to take on young vampires in Let Me In, his remake of Tomas Alfredson's vampire film Let the Right One In. Production Weekly reports that filming is scheduled to begins this May for the film that follows Oscar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl who turns out to be a vampire. Overture has slated it for release on January 15, 2010.

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how about




NO

part five

PRADA

okay, so i'll admit that the first time i saw this collection my face was somewhere between shock and disgust, but the more i look at it, the more i think, "fuck it, this is awesome". if this is what the cro-magnon woman looked like, then by all means may she club me and drag me back to her lair. it's also worth mentioning that this collection plays to my advantage, both as someone who often looks sickly pale and feral, and as someone who may or may not own hip waders...it's like the perfect wardrobe for that inevitable phase in my life where i'll be living in the woods and chasing tresspassers away with a shotgun

images from style.com, horribly lame commentary of my own doing


UNRELATED STUFF: my mom and sister left for new york this morning and i am seething with jealousy, i dropped my jacket and hat off for dry cleaning and i have never had anything dry cleaned before so that's weird, and i'm so caffeinated right now that half of what i'm typing has 3 extra letters

i bought a jacket last night

and just now i saw these:

THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT JACKET THAT I GOT except mine is 3/4 length everywhere and the front buttons differently and the cuffs are black, but WHAT? i guess this makes me chuck bass, brb being an almost-rapist and then somehow becoming every female viewer's object of affection (seriously, how did that happen?)

also look at chuck's face in the second picture, doesn't he look like a man-baby? i'm dying here