why jeri and i are the funniest people on earth*

1.
alyson alyson alyson says: (10:56:17 PM)
it's the one thing i hate about drinking

Jer says: (10:56:18 PM)
but i habrm'y haf that much


2.
alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:10 AM)
haha was he at least handsome

Jer says: (11:57:19 AM)
haha he had really nice eyes

alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:24 AM)
I DONT LET PEOPLE STAY OVER UNLESS THEY'RE GOOD LOOKING



3.
alyson alyson alyson says: (12:09:42 PM)
i need to make my sketchbook awesome so i can get into art school and be an asshole and get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:46 PM)
awesome

Jer says: (12:09:53 PM)
i'd LOVE to get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:55 PM)
wait, i am

Jer says: (12:09:58 PM)
i'm taking psychology



4.
Jer says: (10:50:30 PM)
i just told my mom i wanted obama's body

alyson says: (10:50:31 PM)
yeah!!

Jer says: (10:50:33 PM)
she loled



5.
alyson says: (5:57:51 PM)
if i had a macbook

alyson says: (5:57:55 PM)
i'd be taking naked pictures right now



6.
Jer says: (3:18:05 PM)
i am sending you a picture of my boobs

alyson says: (3:18:34 PM)
wooooo



7.
alyson says: (12:38:41 AM)
ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!!! MY VAGINA!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

*sincerest apologies to everyone who is not jeri and i and therefore will not find any of this nearly as funny