tonight songs

Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue

Pete Doherty/Wolfman - For Lovers

Sam Cooke - You Send Me

Charlie Parker - Red Cross

Zooey Deschanel & M. Ward - Bring it on Home to Me

idk i'm lazy

what a WASTE

can i just point out that my hair looks REALLY good tonight, and all i did was go to a stupid school play with my MOM?

SERIOUSLY.

anyways, then i came home and i ate a muffin with 500 calories in it (seriously omg) and i watched this


THE END.

TWILIGHT: a pictorial review.

HELLOOO?!

does anyone even read this shit? i'm just curious if people are lurkin' from "the facebooks" or something. i just wanna know!

soooo just comment, or something

you can be anonymous

if you want!

!

cute ducklings for your time

cute

Teen Vogue December 08/January 09
from fakingfashion

GET BUCKWILDE

WORK IT

side note

I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T USED DAZZLING TEXT IN A LONG TIME

daul kim

unghh i love her faace

delayed sleep phase syndrome

What is Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome (DSPS)?

It is a disorder in which the major sleep episode is delayed by 2 or more hours of the desired bedtime. This causes difficulty awakening at the desired time.

What are the symptoms?

• Complaint of insomnia or excessive sleepiness
• inability to fall asleep at the desired time
• inability to wake up at the desired time
• Depression may be present
• This sleep pattern has been present for 3 months

Associated features:

The DSPS patients are usuall perplexed that they cannot find a way to fall asleep more quickly. Their efforts to advance the timing of sleep onset such as going to bed early, having a friend or family member get them us in the morning, trying relaxation techniques or using sleeping pills is not permanently successful.

They often describe sleeping pills in normal doses as having little or no effect in helping them fall asleep. Sometimes the pills only aggravate the daytime symptoms of difficulty awakening and sleepiness.

DSPS patients typically are "owls" or "night people" and say they feel and function best and are more alert during the late evening and night hours.

If a sleep-wake log is kept, it usually shows a pattern of bedtime later than 2 a.m., few or no awakenings once they fall asleep, shorter sleep periods during the work/school week and lengthy (9-12 hour) sleeps with late morning to mid-afternoon wake up times on the weekend.

Depression or other psychiatric problems are present in about half of the adult DSPS patients, which is about the same for people that suffer from other forms of insomnia.

By the time DSPS sufferers receive an accurate diagnosis, they often have been misdiagnosed or labelled as lazy and incompetent workers or students for years.

Attempting to force oneself onto daytime society's schedule with DSPS has been compared to constantly living with 6 hours of jet lag; the disorder has, in fact, been referred to as "social jet lag".

after setting 10 separate alarms to wake me up before noon and failing to do so until 4pm...yeah.

paul rudd dancing

paul rudd dancing quota filled for life.

christmas

...i wish.

michael zavros

michaelzavros.com


TV on the Radio - Love Dog
Joy Division - Candidate
Ola Podrida - Atmosphere (Joy Division Cover)

i wanna show you off, i wanna tell you lies, i wanna write you books

http://hypem.com/track/677121

200 times a day.


ahhh, okay, a few more

• Sterling Barnes - Moonlight Sonata (feat. TecTonik)
• The Arcade Fire - Naive Melody (Talking Heads)

i sleep from 6am until 4pm regularly

i am beginning to wonder if i wasn't born to live on pacific time. cause when it's 4am here, it's only midnight on the west coast. so i guess i should just move there.

but not california because if i turn into a big lesbian one day i might wanna get married


sup, vancouver

grilled cheese sambwich

1. bread
2. spread a little pesto on one of the slices
3. cut up a tomato if you're into that and put some of that on the other slice but try to get rid of the seedy part because that shit will probably make your sandwich soggy
   
4. put paprika and cayenne pepper (a little bit) on the tomato side (it's a sandwich organized by color) if you like that stuff
   
5. put some like garlic powder or something on the pesto side maybe, or fresh garlic, unless your pesto is already pretty garlicky or if you don't like it
   
6. put a slice of havarti and some chedda all up in there or whatever kind of cheese you like, whatever
   
7. ASSEMBLE
8. cook it in a grilled cheese way
9. yeah, it's good

*i would have taken a picture but i didn't because i had to use white bread and i am ashamed so here's a picture from google:

...creepy, right?

a long list of things that i miss: #1

elliott smith and this song.

a crime of passion!

(it originally just said "smoking in the boys room" but this is clearly way better)
seriously, how can i get paid to photoshop things
because it's the only thing i am both good at and enjoy.
(aside from making sweet sweet love to james franco in the boys room)
(or the girls room, i aint picky)

barely friends

LIVE PUPPIES

HERE

barack obama

finally, america gets it right.

why jeri and i are the funniest people on earth*

1.
alyson alyson alyson says: (10:56:17 PM)
it's the one thing i hate about drinking

Jer says: (10:56:18 PM)
but i habrm'y haf that much


2.
alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:10 AM)
haha was he at least handsome

Jer says: (11:57:19 AM)
haha he had really nice eyes

alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:24 AM)
I DONT LET PEOPLE STAY OVER UNLESS THEY'RE GOOD LOOKING



3.
alyson alyson alyson says: (12:09:42 PM)
i need to make my sketchbook awesome so i can get into art school and be an asshole and get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:46 PM)
awesome

Jer says: (12:09:53 PM)
i'd LOVE to get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:55 PM)
wait, i am

Jer says: (12:09:58 PM)
i'm taking psychology



4.
Jer says: (10:50:30 PM)
i just told my mom i wanted obama's body

alyson says: (10:50:31 PM)
yeah!!

Jer says: (10:50:33 PM)
she loled



5.
alyson says: (5:57:51 PM)
if i had a macbook

alyson says: (5:57:55 PM)
i'd be taking naked pictures right now



6.
Jer says: (3:18:05 PM)
i am sending you a picture of my boobs

alyson says: (3:18:34 PM)
wooooo



7.
alyson says: (12:38:41 AM)
ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!!! MY VAGINA!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

*sincerest apologies to everyone who is not jeri and i and therefore will not find any of this nearly as funny

boots, justin trudeau

i really love these, but

1. i don't wear leather
2. they are $388.00

damn.



on an unrelated note,
=

y/n?

(also, damn.)