updates on life and everything

1. i made the best fucking cookies on the whole goddamn planet today, mother of heathus and all things holy they are delicious. chocolate chip fuckin' something, i don't know, i put some coffee in them so you know they're amazing like fuckin' cookies from Allah or some shit i don't know
2. what on earth am i to do when the U.S. election is over?! anderson cooper will never be as sexy as he is post-debate and right before a commercial break when he's just kind of doing blue steel into the camera.
   
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3. one day, i really want to have one of these:
   
   
   
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