THE AIRPLANE this dance involves spreading your arms out and making swooping airplane motions with them while spinning on the spot or jumping or both or just kinda making circles with them while rhythmically moving your shoulders. if i could make a video of this i would, because i understand this might not make a lot of sense in a written description. but it is almost definitely as awkward as you are imagining it to be.
THE IAN CURTIS this dance involves looking as though you are going for the craziest stroll of your life see also:
i got two big scarves. one is reddish pink and one is black. they're cozy! i also got some black jeans. i needed them badly. i just gotta hem them cause they are looooong.
the end!
...i will probably edit this to make it less of a waste of everyone's time eventually
i made the best fucking cookies on the whole goddamn planet today, mother of heathus and all things holy they are delicious. chocolate chip fuckin' something, i don't know, i put some coffee in them so you know they're amazing like fuckin' cookies from Allah or some shit i don't know
what on earth am i to do when the U.S. election is over?! anderson cooper will never be as sexy as he is post-debate and right before a commercial break when he's just kind of doing blue steel into the camera.
*please note that almost 2 weeks later i have only actually completed #5 and half of #4. i also kinda shuffled stuff around to make it look like i did #2.