baby mice

oh, hi

2009-12-16T10:55:00.002-04:00

oh wow, fancy seeing you here! it's been a while... uhh this is awkward

listen, i'll just tell you that i have a tumblr now that you can follow. it's like 90% pictures of shirtless dudes, so if you like shirtless dudes (and you do, don't lie to me) you can hit that shit up. i also post music sometimes, and panels/covers of old comic books that are unintentionally hilarious/sexual. soooo, yeah! and let's face it, writing is not and never has been my strong suit. so tumblr is a far better match for me because i can post what i'm really good at... shirtless dudes.

http://babymice.tumblr.com/

follow dat shit

2009-05-26T00:06:00.000-03:00

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for.

- Richard Siken

sup babes

2009-05-22T01:28:00.003-03:00

it's my birthday, i am now legal drinking age in canada and i have spent most of my night making utterly depressing playlists to retell the most tragic happenings in my life thus far.

BUT HONESTLY it's kind of fun, i don't know. i'm also unconscionably tired right now and i got FAR too much fresh air today.

also i bought two white tank tops, an off white one at H&M on tuesday, and some of those ridiculous black matte lamé leggings. they were on sale, okay? i also got Knocked Up on DVD because i tried to watch it one night on the internets (even though i'd seen it before) and it wouldn't let me watch more than 72 minutes, ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

that is literally all that is up with my life right now

OH i also got a red velvet cupcake at second cup. it was so good i almost went into a coma.

one of the first things that came up when i typed "passed out drunk" into google images fyt:

this will be me tomorrow night. batman suit and all.

can i just say

2009-05-12T19:01:00.004-03:00

that this is probably the best haircut a boy can have:

(from hedislimane.com/fashiondiary)

also: am i back? MAYBE... i don't think i left for long enough for it to be a dramatic return to (my mundane) blogging but whatever, i'm bored tonight

2009-04-27T14:30:00.000-03:00

i don't really have anything to say anymore (nor did i ever) soooo bye, blog

oh it's 6am

2009-04-21T06:25:00.002-03:00

uhh so basically i'm still awake for the sole purpose of making french toast in like an hour because i live at home and therefor cannot so much as breathe loudly at night at the risk of waking up my incomprehensibly lightly sleeping mother which will in turn cause her to go apeshit, like for real, soooo in an hour i'm going to make french toast and it's going to be so fucking delicious and then i'm going to sleep for like, 16 hours.

I NEVER KNEW LIFE COULD BE SO GOOD (and frankly, a little sadder than i'd like to admit)

oh, i'm back

2009-04-17T18:45:00.004-03:00

soo basically i have a SEVERE lack of closet space, seeing as how mine is occupied by our vast collection of inuit-made parkas (i am not kidding). so what i do is this thing where i see how many garments i can fit onto one hanger, which then goes on the back of my door. so there's like a foot of clothing protruding from the back of my door at any given time.

look, i have pictures!

scarves etc. go on the closet doorknob.

soo yep, i couldn't think of anything more interesting to write about. seriously.

hiatus

2009-04-06T22:35:00.001-03:00

hey, i'm not going to post again until i'm posting from THIS:

(aka however long it takes to arrive after i order it on friday)
so don't wait up

reminder

2009-03-27T01:02:00.003-03:00

my birthday is in like two months, so keep this in mind:

especially all the puking

wild thing

2009-03-25T19:00:00.003-03:00

oh my giddy goodness.

2009-03-25T15:17:00.001-03:00

from here

i'm bad at updating

2009-03-21T19:43:00.003-03:00

but the truth is

i am an incomparably boring person and i only leave my house like twice a week maximum
i don't have a camera right now so i can't take pictures of the half-assed outfits i throw on to sit around and watch the food network
nothing has really happened lately anywhere? everything is kind of boring right now, not just me
i'm like, really attracted to jason segel. that's not really relevant but i kind of needed to say it anyways

i mean, combine that with paul rudd in a movie and it's just something my vajay really can't handle

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'M GETTING A MACBOOK IN THE NEXT MONTH and then you'll all be forced to deal with a barrage of photobooth pictures and garageband recordings of dr dre songs

uhh

2009-03-16T11:40:00.003-03:00

brb

photos by hama sanders

on a kind of related note, i'm thinking of getting a bike so i can take it on the ferry to the peninsula and go fight bears in the woods. and climb trees.

why my childhood was pretty awesome

2009-03-15T00:41:00.001-03:00

thanks, levar

dear zack snyder

2009-03-09T00:06:00.003-03:00

sub⋅tle /ˈsʌtl/[suht-l]
adjective
1. fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand: subtle irony.
2. requiring mental acuteness, penetration, or discernment: a subtle philosophy.
3. cunning, wily, or crafty: a subtle liar.
4. skillful, clever, or ingenious: a subtle painter.

Related forms:

sub⋅tle⋅ty, noun

subtly, adverb

USE IT.

my only qualms were with (highlight after this, i don't wanna ruin it for anyone) rorschach splitting a guy's head with a meat cleaver which was TOTALLY unnecessary and completely unlike what happened in the comic, the weirdly shot and awkward sex scene with the porniest version of Hallelujah they could find...like seriously, it wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't filmed it in such a wide view...nobody wants to see all that shit. AAAAAND the guy sawing the guy's arms off in prison, like, couldn't you just imply that? i mean, really? REALLY? and the ending kinda goes without saying. ALSO: ozymandias' schumacher-esque nipples and weird accent. those things aside, it was pretty good. and patrick wilson is almost fiiiiine enough to make up for any missteps.

how U doin'?

uhh....and i can't think of anything intelligent to say right now because i really ate shit going up the stairs earlier and i'm still a little dazed and very bruised.

i'm going to make my blog look different soon

2009-03-06T21:33:00.001-04:00

because it's too ~cutesy~ for someone who swears as much as i do

in the meantime, listen to deez:

Grizzly Bear - While You Wait for the Others
Grizzly Bear - Cheerleader
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks

WORST NEWS EVER

2009-03-02T21:46:00.012-04:00

'Let the Right One In' Remake Renamed, Shooting Soon

After his successful bout with the giant creature in Cloverfield, director Matt Reeves is ready to take on young vampires in Let Me In, his remake of Tomas Alfredson's vampire film Let the Right One In. Production Weekly reports that filming is scheduled to begins this May for the film that follows Oscar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl who turns out to be a vampire. Overture has slated it for release on January 15, 2010.

source

how about

NO

part five

2009-03-02T10:22:00.006-04:00

PRADA

okay, so i'll admit that the first time i saw this collection my face was somewhere between shock and disgust, but the more i look at it, the more i think, "fuck it, this is awesome". if this is what the cro-magnon woman looked like, then by all means may she club me and drag me back to her lair. it's also worth mentioning that this collection plays to my advantage, both as someone who often looks sickly pale and feral, and as someone who may or may not own hip waders...it's like the perfect wardrobe for that inevitable phase in my life where i'll be living in the woods and chasing tresspassers away with a shotgun

images from style.com, horribly lame commentary of my own doing

UNRELATED STUFF: my mom and sister left for new york this morning and i am seething with jealousy, i dropped my jacket and hat off for dry cleaning and i have never had anything dry cleaned before so that's weird, and i'm so caffeinated right now that half of what i'm typing has 3 extra letters

i bought a jacket last night

2009-03-01T00:29:00.007-04:00

and just now i saw these:

THAT IS PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT JACKET THAT I GOT except mine is 3/4 length everywhere and the front buttons differently and the cuffs are black, but WHAT? i guess this makes me chuck bass, brb being an almost-rapist and then somehow becoming every female viewer's object of affection (seriously, how did that happen?)

also look at chuck's face in the second picture, doesn't he look like a man-baby? i'm dying here

zzz

2009-02-27T02:17:00.001-04:00

this was me all day after my brother decided 1am was a perfectly appropriate time to use a power drill on the one night i was actually tired enough to sleep before 4am and on the one night where i actually NEED to sleep before then because i have to get up at 6am for work, jfc. i'm too grumpy to write about clothes anymore, fend for yourselves. i'm going to go take an angry nap.

part four

2009-02-20T21:54:00.004-04:00

okay, so i was very much looking forward to 3.1 Phillip Lim, because i almost always love everything, but this time...uhh... well, i heard that the hair was based off of Tao's (pictured above) and while it looks perfect on her...that wasn't so much the case for everyone else.

UM. YEAH. sorry, but no. so i feel i can't objectively write anything about the collection itself until i can get past the hair and makeup, and i don't know if/when that will happen, so don't hold your breath. (not that you would have anyways...especially since nobody reads this blog)

on an unrelated note: last night's episode of skins? SO GOOD. i don't even care that freddie is boring or whatever, he is so so good-looking that i would have sat through a whole hour of him staring into space and blinking...for real.

ho please, you betta bow down on both knees

2009-02-20T00:34:00.001-04:00

i'd be more than content to live the rest of my life in a trance induced by Forgot About Dre

part three

2009-02-18T18:28:00.002-04:00

RODARTE
i don't even have words, really. but if i did, they'd be good ones.

images from style.com

part two

2009-02-15T16:59:00.005-04:00

ALEXANDER WANG

don't tell me you didn't see this one coming...i mean, i don't think there's a blogger in existence who doesn't love alexander wang. he's like the golden standard for people taking pictures of their outfits while looking down at their shoes or whatever. BUT anyways, i really really do love him and this collection. those first legging-things...yes please. and of course i want all of the mini-dresses because i can't resist anything indecently short.

ALSO: my successful shopping trip spree continued this weekend with a pair of black triple-strap flats for $11. and i got a free coffee from starbucks (i know... but it was free) and i got some black nail polish which is flyyy because i haven't had black nail polish since my 7th grade "only listening to the cure and wearing black" phase. SO yeah!
(also lol @ a successful shopping trip for me meaning getting two things...)

you set my heart on fire

2009-02-14T23:55:00.006-04:00

i would like to take this opportunity to state for the record that i will never, ever love anything or anyone as much as i love jens lekman's music. so now you know.

part one

2009-02-14T15:39:00.003-04:00

RAG & BONE
i'm dying. i want to wear all of this soooooo badly...the only thing is that the japanese influence has totally been ruined for me by greasy kids who smell like corn chips cosplaying in their mom's basements. so there were some pieces i wanted to love but just couldn't.

TO......BE......CONTINUED.................................with twice as much insight and half as many mentions of corn chips

omg fashion week

2009-02-14T01:24:00.001-04:00

omg

you're a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it when you're bullshitting and fucking around like this on set

2009-02-04T15:05:00.001-04:00

i love you, but you're bringing me down

2009-02-02T00:54:00.005-04:00

these pictures are reminding me that there hasn't been a day since i left that i haven't wanted to be in new york city.

also, i deleted facebook and it feels SO GOOD.

(pictures from Vogue España via mixologies @ lj)

mathias again

2009-01-26T01:07:00.004-04:00

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I PROMISE (i say with my fingers crossed behind my back)

(from visual dizziness)

also check out: A R Rahman & M.I.A. - O...Saya

sing into my mouth

2009-01-24T21:48:00.003-04:00

proenza schouler pre-fall 2009

2009-01-23T22:50:00.006-04:00

(i have been meaning to post about this but i really can't be assed to deal with the way my computer would fuck up if i had firefox, itunes AND psp opened at the same time so i can't crop these so you'll just have to deal with an ugly post.)

this is exactly where the two conflicting sides of my style personality converge to co-exist in perfect harmony. DILEMMA RESOLVED. heathus bless you, lazaro and jack.

ETA: anderson cooper is eating popcorn and watching blagojevich talk himself into a hole on my tv right now. just my luck that the man of my dreams also happens to play for the other team.

(images from style.com)

mathias lauridsen

2009-01-19T15:16:00.002-04:00

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
i don't care that his voice sounds like kermit's. even if it means i'm gonna get all hot and bothered whenever i watch a muppet christmas carol from now on, whatever!

from maleeditorials @ lj

i am my mother's only one

2009-01-19T14:58:00.001-04:00

next week

2009-01-17T21:51:00.002-04:00

there are several good things happening next week
1. obama becomes president
2. new series of skins premiers
3. the oscar nominations come out i think

...i had more in mind when i went to write this but they're all escaping me now, so whatever nevermind watch this

you can embed videos from facebook

2009-01-14T16:14:00.001-04:00

you know what that means.......

from

2009-01-13T21:45:00.002-04:00

by dr. dog

stockholm street style

2009-01-08T18:25:00.001-04:00

okay, heterosexual-girl-crush time
(from here)

it's late

2009-01-05T03:17:00.001-04:00

i was going to make a big fancy post about watchmen but it's 3:30am and i'm hungry

so i'll do it tomorrow

archie fyt

happy

2009-01-01T17:24:00.001-04:00

2009

this is going to be awesome.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2008-12-24T17:44:00.006-04:00

LOVE,
ANDY COOP

wishlist

2008-12-23T20:33:00.003-04:00

Vena Cava Green Sarcophagus Romper........ Society for Rational Dress Drape Tank

Society For Rational Dress Black Zipper Dress............................ VPL Tri-Unity Tee

because this blog is so insightful

2008-12-23T00:42:00.001-04:00

obsessed

2008-12-21T23:28:00.002-04:00

(click)

låt den rätte komma in

2008-12-18T15:47:00.002-04:00

i just watched let the right one in.............and........seriously....................fuck twilight.

sasha pivovarova

2008-12-17T14:08:00.002-04:00

zomg

from here

To-Do List: 2008 Year-End Edition

2008-12-16T21:51:00.004-04:00

10. JERICHO KNOPP

9. ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

8. LOUIS GARREL

7. FREJA BEHA ERICHSEN

6. PAUL RUDD

5. ANDERSON COOPER

4. CRAIG FERGUSON

3. ROBERT PATTINSON

(omg i am just as disappointed in myself as you are over this one, i know, i know.)

2. JAMES FRANCO

1. CHRISTIAN BALE

(and if jeri is reading this...it's in reverse order, obviously)

top 10 albums of 2008

2008-12-16T17:36:00.012-04:00

10. Nouns

No Age

9. Youth Novels

Lykke Li

8. Narrow Stairs

Death Cab For Cutie

7. Elephant Shell

Tokyo Police Club

6. Visiter

the Dodos

5. Fate

Dr. Dog

4.Tha Carter III

Lil Wayne

3. Volume One

She & Him

2. Fleet Foxes

Fleet Foxes

1. For Emma, Forever Ago

Bon Iver

Honorable mentions:

songs that were pretty good but i either didn't like or didn't listen to the whole album:
T.I. - Whatever you like
Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue
Kanye West - Heartless
Justice - Planisphère (1-4)
Hercules And Love Affair - Hercules Theme
Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy (shut up)
The Virgins - Fernando Pando
(the whole album was alright but i prefer the '07 versions of most of the songs)
Crystal Castles - Alice Practice
The Hold Steady - Constructive Summer

uhh this was kind of half-assed, by the way. i probably missed a bunch because i'm just going by what albums my itunes says were released in 2008 and some of them don't have the year but these are mostly the important ones anyways so yeah

bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense and...

2008-12-11T01:30:00.001-04:00

i know it is probably a little corny

2008-12-08T23:03:00.001-04:00

a little pre-fall

2008-12-08T00:19:00.000-04:00

hmm...

on an unrelated note: i fuckin' love christmas. can't wait.

i need you in my life

2008-12-06T12:29:00.004-04:00

3.1 phillip lim s/s08 (style.com)

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

on an unrelated note, i bit my lip really hard last night and it still really hurts. i drink about a gallon of hot chocolate every day and it's starting to become a problem. (note that i don't really know how much a gallon is.) i'm wearing flannel from head to toe right now. and jens lekman will always be my favorite human being type person.

2008-12-06T01:22:00.002-04:00

i could probably watch this forever if it didn't depress the hell out of me.

the shepherd's dog

2008-12-03T00:08:00.002-04:00

okay, so recently i have been listening to this album non-stop and it is so so good. even though it came out more than a year ago, at which time i don't even think i listened to it through more than twice. someone told me "white tooth man" and "boy with a coin" were especially good, so i probably listened to them a few times more but then i kind of forgot about it. aaand here comes the embarassing part...i watched twilight the other night (in my defense, i only did it because i needed a good laugh, it was on youtube, and robert pattinson is a serious baberaham lincoln) and at the end they have some prom thing and "flightless bird, american mouth" plays...and i was like, shit, that is such a good frigging song why didn't i like that album? and after listening to it 8 times i can't find any reason why i didn't do so when it actually came out instead of over a year later. so, yeah. check it. (although you probably already did...in september 2007)

iron and wine - white tooth man
iron and wine - resurrection fern (live)
iron and wine - flightless bird, american mouth

i need

2008-12-01T02:04:00.002-04:00

red lipstick!
and boots!
and a winter coat would be nice, but layers can hold me over. they did last year!

tonight songs

2008-11-30T01:18:00.003-04:00

Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue

Pete Doherty/Wolfman - For Lovers

Sam Cooke - You Send Me

Charlie Parker - Red Cross

Zooey Deschanel & M. Ward - Bring it on Home to Me

idk i'm lazy

what a WASTE

2008-11-29T00:22:00.004-04:00

can i just point out that my hair looks REALLY good tonight, and all i did was go to a stupid school play with my MOM?

SERIOUSLY.

anyways, then i came home and i ate a muffin with 500 calories in it (seriously omg) and i watched this

THE END.

TWILIGHT: a pictorial review.

2008-11-27T15:51:00.010-04:00

HELLOOO?!

2008-11-26T15:07:00.002-04:00

does anyone even read this shit? i'm just curious if people are lurkin' from "the facebooks" or something. i just wanna know!

soooo just comment, or something

you can be anonymous

if you want!

!

cute ducklings for your time

cute

2008-11-24T19:11:00.004-04:00

Teen Vogue December 08/January 09
from fakingfashion

GET BUCKWILDE

2008-11-23T19:58:00.001-04:00

WORK IT

side note

2008-11-23T02:20:00.000-04:00

I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T USED DAZZLING TEXT IN A LONG TIME

daul kim

2008-11-23T00:51:00.004-04:00

unghh i love her faace

delayed sleep phase syndrome

2008-11-19T20:58:00.002-04:00

What is Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome (DSPS)?
It is a disorder in which the major sleep episode is delayed by 2 or more hours of the desired bedtime. This causes difficulty awakening at the desired time.
What are the symptoms?

Complaint of insomnia or excessive sleepiness
inability to fall asleep at the desired time
inability to wake up at the desired time
Depression may be present
This sleep pattern has been present for 3 months

Associated features:
The DSPS patients are usuall perplexed that they cannot find a way to fall asleep more quickly. Their efforts to advance the timing of sleep onset such as going to bed early, having a friend or family member get them us in the morning, trying relaxation techniques or using sleeping pills is not permanently successful.
They often describe sleeping pills in normal doses as having little or no effect in helping them fall asleep. Sometimes the pills only aggravate the daytime symptoms of difficulty awakening and sleepiness.
DSPS patients typically are "owls" or "night people" and say they feel and function best and are more alert during the late evening and night hours.
If a sleep-wake log is kept, it usually shows a pattern of bedtime later than 2 a.m., few or no awakenings once they fall asleep, shorter sleep periods during the work/school week and lengthy (9-12 hour) sleeps with late morning to mid-afternoon wake up times on the weekend.
Depression or other psychiatric problems are present in about half of the adult DSPS patients, which is about the same for people that suffer from other forms of insomnia.

By the time DSPS sufferers receive an accurate diagnosis, they often have been misdiagnosed or labelled as lazy and incompetent workers or students for years.

Attempting to force oneself onto daytime society's schedule with DSPS has been compared to constantly living with 6 hours of jet lag; the disorder has, in fact, been referred to as "social jet lag".

after setting 10 separate alarms to wake me up before noon and failing to do so until 4pm...yeah.

paul rudd dancing

2008-11-16T20:33:00.002-04:00

paul rudd dancing quota filled for life.

christmas

2008-11-16T18:23:00.000-04:00

...i wish.

michael zavros

2008-11-15T00:54:00.003-04:00

michaelzavros.com

TV on the Radio - Love Dog
Joy Division - Candidate
Ola Podrida - Atmosphere (Joy Division Cover)

i wanna show you off, i wanna tell you lies, i wanna write you books

2008-11-12T17:52:00.001-04:00

http://hypem.com/track/677121

200 times a day.

ahhh, okay, a few more

Sterling Barnes - Moonlight Sonata (feat. TecTonik)
The Arcade Fire - Naive Melody (Talking Heads)

i sleep from 6am until 4pm regularly

2008-11-12T17:16:00.002-04:00

i am beginning to wonder if i wasn't born to live on pacific time. cause when it's 4am here, it's only midnight on the west coast. so i guess i should just move there.

but not california because if i turn into a big lesbian one day i might wanna get married

sup, vancouver

grilled cheese sambwich

2008-11-10T21:30:00.005-04:00

bread
spread a little pesto on one of the slices
cut up a tomato if you're into that and put some of that on the other slice but try to get rid of the seedy part because that shit will probably make your sandwich soggy
put paprika and cayenne pepper (a little bit) on the tomato side (it's a sandwich organized by color) if you like that stuff
put some like garlic powder or something on the pesto side maybe, or fresh garlic, unless your pesto is already pretty garlicky or if you don't like it
put a slice of havarti and some chedda all up in there or whatever kind of cheese you like, whatever
ASSEMBLE
cook it in a grilled cheese way
yeah, it's good

*i would have taken a picture but i didn't because i had to use white bread and i am ashamed so here's a picture from google:

...creepy, right?

a long list of things that i miss: #1

2008-11-10T02:45:00.000-04:00

elliott smith and this song.

a crime of passion!

2008-11-09T23:00:00.002-04:00

(it originally just said "smoking in the boys room" but this is clearly way better)
seriously, how can i get paid to photoshop things
because it's the only thing i am both good at and enjoy.
(aside from making sweet sweet love to james franco in the boys room)
(or the girls room, i aint picky)

barely friends

2008-11-08T17:40:00.001-04:00

LIVE PUPPIES

2008-11-07T18:35:00.000-04:00

HERE

barack obama

2008-11-05T02:15:00.001-04:00

finally, america gets it right.

why jeri and i are the funniest people on earth*

2008-11-04T01:17:00.006-04:00

1.
alyson alyson alyson says: (10:56:17 PM)
it's the one thing i hate about drinking

Jer says: (10:56:18 PM)
but i habrm'y haf that much

2.
alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:10 AM)
haha was he at least handsome

Jer says: (11:57:19 AM)
haha he had really nice eyes

alyson alyson alyson says: (11:57:24 AM)
I DONT LET PEOPLE STAY OVER UNLESS THEY'RE GOOD LOOKING

3.
alyson alyson alyson says: (12:09:42 PM)
i need to make my sketchbook awesome so i can get into art school and be an asshole and get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:46 PM)
awesome

Jer says: (12:09:53 PM)
i'd LOVE to get a degree in being an asshole

Jer says: (12:09:55 PM)
wait, i am

Jer says: (12:09:58 PM)
i'm taking psychology

4.
Jer says: (10:50:30 PM)
i just told my mom i wanted obama's body

alyson says: (10:50:31 PM)
yeah!!

Jer says: (10:50:33 PM)
she loled

5.
alyson says: (5:57:51 PM)
if i had a macbook

alyson says: (5:57:55 PM)
i'd be taking naked pictures right now

6.
Jer says: (3:18:05 PM)
i am sending you a picture of my boobs

alyson says: (3:18:34 PM)
wooooo

7.
alyson says: (12:38:41 AM)
ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!!! MY VAGINA!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

*sincerest apologies to everyone who is not jeri and i and therefore will not find any of this nearly as funny

boots, justin trudeau

2008-11-03T23:21:00.004-04:00

i really love these, but

i don't wear leather
they are $388.00

damn.

on an unrelated note,
=

y/n?

(also, damn.)

skins (pt 2)

2008-10-31T00:50:00.002-03:00

(i could only get up to episode 5 so i don't know what's up but i will probably have a part 3 when i find more screencaptures. or whatever.)

skins (pt 1)

2008-10-31T00:05:00.001-03:00

i miss it.

(stay tuned for part 2. how exciting!)

3.1 Phillip Lim

2008-10-30T18:38:00.001-03:00

bill henson

2008-10-29T17:39:00.003-03:00

RIDDLE ME THIS

2008-10-28T23:23:00.002-03:00

WHAT IS BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?

DR DRE
(highlight above for answer)

LOLOLOLOL

2008-10-27T00:13:00.001-03:00

my mood swings are absolutely impossible to deal with.

MY DANCE MOVES

2008-10-26T20:24:00.005-03:00

THE AIRPLANE

this dance involves spreading your arms out and making swooping airplane motions with them while spinning on the spot or jumping or both or just kinda making circles with them while rhythmically moving your shoulders. if i could make a video of this i would, because i understand this might not make a lot of sense in a written description. but it is almost definitely as awkward as you are imagining it to be.
THE IAN CURTIS

this dance involves looking as though you are going for the craziest stroll of your life
see also:

(excluding the epileptic seizure at the end.)

jean-pierre léaud

2008-10-26T15:03:00.002-03:00

je suis amoureuse.

summer

2008-10-26T13:53:00.003-03:00

come back to me

(Elle Sweden May 2008)

PS.

2008-10-24T20:45:00.001-03:00

i got two big scarves.
one is reddish pink
and one is black.
they're cozy!
i also got some black jeans. i needed them badly. i just gotta hem them cause they are looooong.

the end!

...i will probably edit this to make it less of a waste of everyone's time eventually

double PS - i am eatin raspberries

it's cold out

2008-10-23T15:43:00.002-03:00

i really want a big warm scarf for winter.

pictures from StockholmStreetStyle

updates on life and everything

2008-10-22T23:48:00.002-03:00

i made the best fucking cookies on the whole goddamn planet today, mother of heathus and all things holy they are delicious. chocolate chip fuckin' something, i don't know, i put some coffee in them so you know they're amazing like fuckin' cookies from Allah or some shit i don't know
what on earth am i to do when the U.S. election is over?! anderson cooper will never be as sexy as he is post-debate and right before a commercial break when he's just kind of doing blue steel into the camera.

fig.1

fig.2
one day, i really want to have one of these:

THE END

also, i got new glasses

2008-10-20T16:46:00.002-03:00

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW

jens lekman jens lekman singing black cab in a black cab

2008-10-20T16:10:00.007-03:00

my back hurts

2008-10-20T00:26:00.000-03:00

and these jeans have a big rip in the knee

uhhhhh

yep

that's all

2008-10-16T22:54:00.004-03:00

MY BLOG IS SO DEEP

LIST OF THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD

2008-10-16T00:08:00.002-03:00

the way penguins walk, with their little arms out. they're always goin' for some crazy stroll.
SANGRIA FOR BREAKFAST. not just for alcoholics anymore.

...i will add more as i think of things

do me

2008-10-10T17:47:00.001-03:00

that's all.

i'm going to halifax
happy thanksgiving, canada

reason #38758 why i hate saint john

2008-10-06T19:29:00.004-03:00

you can't even buy a fuckin' zipper in the size/color you need

this week

2008-10-04T20:15:00.004-03:00

i am going to

make snickerdoodles
clean/tidy things
paint
buy fabric, sew
go to halifax

*please note that almost 2 weeks later i have only actually completed #5 and half of #4. i also kinda shuffled stuff around to make it look like i did #2.

jens lekman

2008-10-03T00:48:00.002-03:00

i love him forever.

gareth pugh s/s 09

2008-10-01T23:01:00.004-03:00

i think i am having a love affair with these shoes.

(first three photos from style.com, last photo from jak&jil.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL WAYNE

2008-09-27T14:24:00.004-03:00

WEEZY BABY
CAYENNE PEPPA, NO SALT